Colorado State: The Motion Picture


 * TV Series: Colorado State

"Colorado State: The Motion Picture" is a comedy film from 2037 based on the TV series "Colorado State".

Plot Summary
After finding out that an evil landlord plans to tear down the entire city of Colorado Springs, it is up to Carl and Fred to defeat him and save the day.

Censorship & Alternate Versions

 * In the cable version, all R-rated profanity like "tit", "shit", and "fuck" is bleeped out instead of muted like the other edited-for-TV versions of movies.
 * In the TV version, the sex scene with Fred and Bethany as well as the one with Carl and his yoga instructor are completely removed and it cuts away and we only see them naked in bed after the sex takes place.

Transcript

 * Main Article: "Colorado State: The Motion Picture/Transcript"

Certifications
United Kingdom:15 (theatrical rating) | United Kingdom:Caution (cable rating) | United States:PG-13 (#certificate) | United States:TV-14 (DLSV, cable rating)

Sex & Nudity (5/10)
*Moderate* There is a sex scene with Fred and Bethany. Fred goes over to Bethany's house to celebrate saving the world and they celebrate with sex. It starts with Fred and Bethany just kissing passionately. Then, they get on the bed and start undressing before having sex. After the scene, they are both seen naked in the bed, but the sheets are covering their private parts. There are lots of cleavage-revealing outfits. In one scene, Carl is staring at his attractive yoga instructor and she notices and says "Can you not stare at my tits the whole time we're doing this?" In one scene, Pete tries to put his hand down Bethany's panties, but she slaps his hand and he backs off. It is implied that during a play, Fred and Bethany are having sex on the balcony seats. At the end of the movie, Carl has sex with his yoga instructor. We see them thrusting, kissing, and moaning and after the sex, we see them naked in Carl's bed with the sheets covering up their private parts.

Violence & Gore (4/10)
*Moderate* There is some slapstick, but it is more often than not bloodless and played for laughs. There is a fight scene between Fred and Doctor Vile. Pete attempts to choke Fred to death.

Profanity (6/10)
*Moderate* This film features exactly 15 uses of "hell", 8 uses of "ass", 9 uses of "damn", 3 uses of "piss", 6 uses of "bitch", 2 uses of "bastard", 1 use of "tit", 7 uses of "shit", 2 uses of "shite", 4 uses of "twat", 1 use of "wanker", 5 uses of "dick", 2 uses of "prick", 1 use of "fuck", 2 uses of "cock", and 1 use of "pussy". In one scene Fred has someone sit down in a chair. Fred then asks them what their favorite move is and when they say "Jaws: The Revenge", Fred yells "Get the fuck out of my chair!" There is a scene where Carl sees God and he uses the word "cock".

Alcohol, Drugs & Smoking (3/10)
*Mild*

Frightening & Intense Scenes (3/10)
*Mild*