Family Guy: The Movie/Quotes

Stewie: Hey, everybody! Glad to be here! Hello, everybody! Jimmy Fallon: Here he is everyone! Stewie Griffin! Stewie: Who the fuck are you? Jimmy Fallon: I'm Jimmy Fallon! Stewie: What the hell?! I thought this was going to be my show! What the deuce is going on?! Jimmy Fallon: Well, it is called "The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon". Stewie: Don't you steal my fucking spotlight, you fatass fucking piece of shit!

Peter: Can somebody tell me what the fuck just happened?! Lois: Peter! Language! Peter: Damn it, Lois! Can't you go one freakin' day without criticizing every single MF thing I do?!