Colorado State: The Motion Picture/Transcript

Theatrical: Rated PG-13 for coarse language, sexual themes, and violence

Cable: RATED TV-14 DLSV

Scene 1
INT. FRED'S BEDROOM - MORNING. FRED'S wake-up alarm goes off. FRED grabs a baseball bat, beats his alarm clock with it, and goes back to sleep. MR. DAVIS (from downstairs) Fred! Get up! You're gonna be late! FRED (tired) Wha...? MR. DAVIS (from downstairs) Fred! Get your ass ready! You're gonna be late for school! FRED wakes up with a jump. FRED (startled) Holy crap! FRED takes off his pajamas, puts on his school clothes, and runs downstairs. INT. FRED'S DINING ROOM - MORNING. FRED runs into the room, puts on his backpack, and runs out of the house. FRED (from outside) Bye, Mom! Bye, Dad! Love you! EXT. FRED'S HOUSE - MORNING. FRED runs outside. FRED Ah damn it. I don't think I even have time to                                       just walk to school. Maybe I'll just take the bus. A big yellow schoolbus drives up to FRED'S driveway. FRED Yes. Yes. Oh yes! The schoolbus drives away. FRED Oh no. Oh shit! Damn! INT. MR. STEVENSON'S CLASSROOM - MORNING. MR. STEVENSON is teaching the class about fractions. MR. STEVENSON Just remember. Anything you do to the numerator, you also have to do to the denominator. BETHANY raises her hand. MR. STEVENSON Yes, Bethany? BETHANY Mr. Stevenson? Can we do some harder math? We're in frickin' highschool. We                                       already know how to do that fraction shit. CARL (between gritted teeth) Shut the hell up, Bethany! MR. STEVENSON Ya know what? Good point. We should be challenging ourselves more. The entire class starts booing and groaning. CARL Oh you son of a bitch! FRED runs into the room in a panic. He runs over to his seat and sits down. MR. STEVENSON Fred. You're late again. FRED Yes, sir.                                                                CARL (to FRED) Dude. What's goin' on? Why are you always late? FRED (to CARL) I have problems, okay? Shut up.