Smosh: The Movie (2013)/Transcript


 * "Smosh: The Movie" if it was made in 2013.

Cast

 * Ian Hecox as Ian, Elderly Man, Nerd
 * Anthony Padilla as Anthony

Intro (Scene 1/1)
[The "20th Century Fox" intro plays as well as the "Defy Media" intro and the "Awesomeness Films" intro. Then, there is the "Smosh" intro. We hear a nerd's voice offscreen.]

Nerd: "Smosh" has its own movie now? It's probably gonna suck ass.

[We hear Ian's voice shouting.]

Ian: Shut up!

[Cut to: Ian is sleeping on his computer as a "YouTube" video plays.]

Guy In Video: Consider yourselves warned!

[Ian wakes up startled.]

Ian: What?!

[Cut to: Anthony is delivering pizzas. He sees some kids vandalizing his Cheese Mobile. He shoos them away.]

Anthony: Damn it!

[Cut to: Ian is sitting on a toilet watching a fail video on "YouTube" where someone falls off a tree.]

Ian: Jesus Christ!

[Cut to: Anthony is scrubbing the Cheese Mobile while driving and running over almost everything in his path. He almost runs over an elderly man.]

Elderly Man: Hey! Get outta the road, you stupid jackass!

Anthony: Sorry!

[Cut to: Ian is brushing his teeth while watching a video where someone falls off the roof of a shed. Ian laughs.]

Ian: Holy shit! That's funny!

[Cut to: Anthony is driving the Cheese Mobile around the neighborhood.]